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The Android's Dream  by John Scalzi


The Android's Dream is a mix of SF, future mystery / espionage, and some peeks behind common social illusions.  It's not quite written to have a "wacky" feel, but it certainly isn't intended to be taken entirely seriously and has some strange elements.

The story begins with the son of a shop-owner.  An alien diplomat's less-than-honest dealings with the owner contributed to his death by heart attack.  The son pursues his hopes of revenge by entering Earth's diplomatic services.  Eventually, he gets his opportunity when he is going to be negotiating with the alien's son.  The human gets a device that he inserts up his rectum, allowing him to pass gas in a way that insults the alien in the alien's scent language.  The infuriated alien, who doesn't know where the torrent of insults is coming from, works himself up to an explosive temper - and dies of a stroke.  The human then laughs himself into a heart attack.  The rest of the book is not as off-beat.

While the aliens can't prove what happened, they make clear there will be consequences.  They offer Earth a way out - provide the alien's with a sheep of the rare breed "Android's Dream".  (The sheep breed has electric blue colored wool, so the name is a reference to Philip K. Dick's book title "Do Androids Dream Of Electric Sheep".)

What follows is an effort by the State Department to find such a sheep, while various forces work to other purposes.  The Defense Department thinks the State Department isn't telling them the whole story and proceeds to spy on them to find out.  A high level Defense Department figure is affiliated with an organization trying to break ties with the aliens and increase human presence in the galaxy.  A computer professional being used on the project happens to also be a member of the Church of the Evolved Sheep, which after beginning as a scam now is working to intentionally bring the (originally fraudulent) prophecies to fruition.  Meanwhile, the State Department is using a friend of the family / computer genius (Harry) to search for the sheep.  He uses an AI he has built based on a quantum brain scan of an old friend who died in a war.  The search turns up a woman running a pet store whose "junk DNA" includes genes from the Android's Dream sheep breed...whose origins lead back to other people in this mystery.  She seems to be the only remaining "sheep" - after other forces have been systematically killing other Android's Dream sheep.  Oh, yes, and the alien's ambassador has an agenda as well.

It's a race against time.  The aliens want the sheep in a week.  This breed of sheep has become a part of the coronation ritual for new rulers of the alien race - and coronation day is approaching.  The clues are scant and the other sheep are dead...  Harry and the "sheep" woman are trying to elude the bad guys, but the bad guys are closing in.

It's a good adventure / chase, with a number of plot twists.  And there's some humor.  It's probably not the book to choose when you're looking for something "profound", "visionary" or a "milestone is SF literature".  However, it can be entertaining and exciting.